Um Bongo

Um Bongo
Originally uploaded by teotwawki.

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo."

I bet they don't though.

If you want to hear the scandalous claims for yourself, you can download the Um Bongo songo [500k .mp3]